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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor

 

THIS CHAPTER

askcaptainkid:

I’d do more about this rest, but this is a Kid blog, so.

Woooo this is legit. XDD

Justice or bust: askheat: ask-akagami-no-shanks: askmihawk: ask-trafal-guy:...

supernovakiller:

askheat:

ask-akagami-no-shanks:

askmihawk:

ask-trafal-guy:

askcaptainkid:

ask-trafal-guy:

ask-zoro:

askcaptaintashigi:

askcaptainkid:

nerdy-marine:

askcaptainkid:

COME AND GET ME MOTHERFUCKER

Let us handle this…

My name is Killer, I sail the Grand Line

And in my spare time

I be droppin’ phat ryhmes

Always committin’ crimes

I steal shit, never spend a dime

I’m one of the supernovas

Yeah among the stars, pirate for life, the world is ours

They call me “Massacre Killer”

I’m the number one thriller

I’m so gangsta, I eat pasta for dinner

A pirate’s life for me, cus it’s so easy

Make all the fangirls scream

Yeah, you know what I mean

Don’t fuck with me, I’ll split yo throat

Law, you’re a bitch, your crew’s a joke

suck my dick, and you gunna choke

The Kid pirates go hard, troll

Don’t hate cus that’s how we roll

my other crewmates are heat and wire

fuckin’ watch out ‘cus he breathes fire

Eustass Kid is my captain’s name

To be King of the Pirates is his game

we love to kill, dont care for fame

Fuck this, y’all lame.

They call me “Massacre Killer”

I’m the number one thriller

askmihawk: askviceadmiralsmoker: superfirecrotch: Mihawk dressed as a matador because yes. I will finish this.. later. Like maybe tomorrow or something idfk. YES YES YESSSSSSS~ want me to suck your dick?! Because you are asking for it!!! Are we done? Can I leave now?  Hahahahaha omg I’m crying!! XDD

askmihawk:

askviceadmiralsmoker:

superfirecrotch:

Mihawk dressed as a matador because yes.

I will finish this.. later. Like maybe tomorrow or something idfk.

YES YES YESSSSSSS~ want me to suck your dick?! Because you are asking for it!!!

Are we done? Can I leave now? 

Hahahahaha omg I’m crying!! XDD

superfirecrotch: Mihawk dressed as a matador because yes. I will finish this.. later. Like maybe tomorrow or something idfk. YES YES YESSSSSSS~ want me to suck your dick?! Because you are asking for it!!!

superfirecrotch:

Mihawk dressed as a matador because yes.

I will finish this.. later. Like maybe tomorrow or something idfk.

YES YES YESSSSSSS~ want me to suck your dick?! Because you are asking for it!!!

Any questions?: ask-akagami-no-shanks: askmihawk: ask-trafal-guy: askcaptainkid:...

ask-akagami-no-shanks:

askmihawk:

ask-trafal-guy:

askcaptainkid:

ask-trafal-guy:

ask-zoro:

askcaptaintashigi:

askcaptainkid:

nerdy-marine:

askcaptainkid:

COME AND GET ME MOTHERFUCKER

Let us handle this…

…

Hot. And fucking awesome.

Hot. And fucking awesome.

massacre-killer: This here is my Ace shot!! Was a fun one to make. Made with hot damn, grenadine and topped with 151. Light it up and he’s ready to go!

massacre-killer:

This here is my Ace shot!! Was a fun one to make. Made with hot damn, grenadine and topped with 151. Light it up and he’s ready to go!

(Source: supersmo)

OP DRINKS

massacre-killer:

Here’s an update about it, I got the stuff needed for the Newest rounds of shots, and let me tell you, I’m fucking pumped to make them. These are probably going to be the best ones by far. You guys aren’t ready. And I don’t really want to spoil anything by telling who the next one is. l’D

askportogasdace: Oh hey sorry I haven’t posted anything in a while. I been out fighting crime- I mean no, not fighting crime, I’ve been.. taking.. pictures.. of this really awesome and super handsome super hero for my city’s newspaper. Yeah! Everyone’s got to have a side job, right? ]]> That’s right. Firecrotch is my favorite superhero.

askportogasdace:

Oh hey sorry I haven’t posted anything in a while. I been out fighting crime- I mean no, not fighting crime, I’ve been.. taking.. pictures.. of this really awesome and super handsome super hero for my city’s newspaper. Yeah!

Everyone’s got to have a side job, right?

That’s right. Firecrotch is my favorite superhero.

Anonymous asked
A B C D E F G H I J K LMNOP Q R S T U V W X Y! ~~*.*~~

I’ll answer this RP/OOC

A. Age 

36/22

B. Where I’m from

Loguetown/Ohio

C. Where I would like to live.

No where. I’m a roamer./ Maybe Arizona or Washington. Or England?

D: Favourite food.

Beef Jerky/ Bulgogi

E: Religion

I only believe in Justice./Agnostic

F: Sexual orientation.

asexual(love for justice only)/ Homo (pan)

G: Single/taken.

Taken by Justice/ Taken by AskmrCrocodile/askportogasdace

H: Favourite book.

I only have time for newspaper. / Harry Potter series, and The Hunger Games

I: Eye colour.

Grey/Hazel

J: Favourite movie.

hunt for the red october/ Moulin Rouge

K: Favourite TV show.

No idea. / Adventure Time

L: Favourite band/singer.

Guns N/ Roses/ Enrique Iglesias

M: Random fact about me.

I stack rocks./ I collect rocks and minerals

N: Favorite day of the year.

White Day/ Feb 16

O: Favourite colour.

Grey / Dodger Blue

P: If I have any pets; if so, their names.

No / Yes, two orange cats named Waffle, and Flapjack

Q: What I’m listening to right now.

Tashigi tell a story…/ Tv: Casshern sins

R: Last movie I’ve watched.

Master and Commander / Brother Bear

S: What’s my ringtone.

Den Den Mushi/ Narcissistic Cannibal

T: Favourite male character from a TV show.

No / Dean from Supernatural

U: Favourite female character from a TV show.

No / Nancy Botwin from Weeds

V: What my name means.

Smoke / Crowned One

W: Favourite superhero.

FireCrotch/ IRON MAN

X: Celebrity crush.

… No. / Jennifer Lopez or Enrique Iglesias

Y: My birthday.

March 14/ February 16